Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 26-05-09

• If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.

• Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

• After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before

• Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 06-04-09

• Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally.

• If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

• The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

• I admit that my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

• Drive carefully It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 08-02-09

• A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

• When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

• Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin’ and "Keep away from children."

• Don't forget that people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions.

You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg.

• Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.

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Cool Remarks 01-02-09

• On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

• The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

• If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

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Cool Remarks 25-01-09

• Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

• If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving.

• The speed of time is one-second per second.

• If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

• I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.

Proverbs

Cool Remarks 18-01-09

• Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

• "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."

• Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. (unless you're in Australia -then start worrying)

• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

• It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, do it then.

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Cool Remarks 11-01-09

• One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

• Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

• If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

• During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was to go out with out putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

• You can't have everything, where would you put it?

Health

Cool Remarks 04-01-09

• Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

• Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

• Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

• Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

• The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

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