Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 12-01-12

• True love is like a ghost, which everyone talks about but no one has actually seen

• It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And I guess that’s what I like about it. It’s easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.

• Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I’ve Been Doing Since 15

• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

• All men are idiots….I married their king.

Proverbs

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 22-11-11

• It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better

• Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing him again

• As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools

• Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment

• I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 11-10-11

• Women and elephants never, ever forget.

• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

• So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!

• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 08-09-11

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• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

• If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country

• You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

• To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

• I’m not driving drunk I just can’t drive!

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• There’s an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.

• On the other hand, you have different fingers.

• Real Men Don’t Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

• So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!

• Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I’ve Been Doing Since 15

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• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

• I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.

• Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right here, in the room talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books.

• No one is listening until you make a mistake.

• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

klipfiti: Humor & Irony

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• Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

• I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.

• It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.

• As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

• Real men don’t waste their hormones growing hair

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