Cool Remarks 10-04-08

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• Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

• My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.

• When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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