Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 02-05-08

• Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again.

• He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

• All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

• Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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