Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 06-05-08

• Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game,"when we are already there?

• Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

• You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often

• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

• It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Crazy Jokes