Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 26-05-08

• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

• My wife ran off with my best friend, and sure I do miss him

• Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

• Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

• A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something.

Proverbs