Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 30-05-08

• I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.

• Accomplishing the impossible only means the boss will add it to your regular duties.

• Honk if you love peace and quiet.

• A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Klipfiti: Humor & Irony