Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 12-08-08

• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

• Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

• My kid beat up your honor student.

• Don't make me get out my flying monkeys!

• It is as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Proverbs