Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 31-08-08

• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.

• You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

• I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

• One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

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