Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 16-09-08

• Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

• Half the people you know are below average.

• To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

• It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

• Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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