Bumper Stickers 02-11-08

• Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.

• A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions

• Some people are only alive because murder is illegal.

• If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

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