Cool Remarks 14-12-08

• You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

• Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

• When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

• The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

• We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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