Cool Remarks 28-12-08

• Seriousness is when stupidity gratuates college...

• I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

• Is it possible to be totally partial?

• The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt.

• People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

Proverbs

Cool Remarks 21-12-08

• I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

• The only place I want to go is south of the border

• Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down

• If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple car payments.

• It is more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Brain Teaser

Cool Remarks 14-12-08

• You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

• Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

• When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

• The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

• We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Free Virus Scann

Cool Remarks 07-12-08

• Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

• I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day... Tomorrow is not looking good either

• Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

• Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

• We are born naked, wet, and hungry.... Then things get worse.

Trivia and Amazing Facts