Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 06-04-09

• Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally.

• If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

• The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

• I admit that my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

• Drive carefully It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

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