Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 05-09-09

• The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

• A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

• Marriage is the only war in which one sleeps with the enemy.

• My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

• It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking out colors.

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