Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 16-10-09

• Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon and too late.

• Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

• It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

• When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves

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