Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 28-04-08

• Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

• Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to live normal lives.

• The eyes are the 2nd to go... I forget the first...

• 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

• I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 24-04-08

• Warning I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

• If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

• Annapolis- A drinking town with a sailing problem.

• If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

• It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

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Cool Remarks 17-04-08

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• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

• He who refuses to listen is lying

• I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind.

• It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.

• Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

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Cool Remarks 10-04-08

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• Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

• My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.

• When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Cool Remarks 03-04-08

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• It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

• A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

• I had amnesia once -- or twice.

• I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

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