Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 30-05-08

• I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.

• Accomplishing the impossible only means the boss will add it to your regular duties.

• Honk if you love peace and quiet.

• A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Klipfiti: Humor & Irony

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 26-05-08

• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

• My wife ran off with my best friend, and sure I do miss him

• Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

• Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

• A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something.

Proverbs

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 18-05-08

• Be nice to your kids... They will pick out your nursing home.

• When I picked up your book I was so convulsed with laughter that I had to set it down, but one day I intend to read it.

• Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

• Where there's a will...I want to be on it.

• Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Chicken & Poultry Recipes

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 14-05-08

• Why are all the good things in life either illegal, immoral or fattening?

• Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

• All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

• I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!!!

• Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Herbalife Core Products

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 10-05-08

• When I'am good, I`m very, very, very good!! But when I'm bad, I am even better...

• A girls best asset is her lie ability.

• Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

• I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

• Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Proverbs

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 06-05-08

• Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game,"when we are already there?

• Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

• You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often

• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

• It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Crazy Jokes

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 02-05-08

• Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again.

• He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

• All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

• Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Graphic Humor