Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 24-06-08

• I.R.S. We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

• My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him.

• I'm not speeding; I'm qualifying!

• Yes I've heard of 'decaf'. What's your point????

• With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Crazy Jokes

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 17-06-08

• Coffee, Chocolate, Men. . . Some Things Are Just Better Rich.

• Criminal lawyer is a redundancy.

• You can't be first, but you could be next

• Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

• It's not just a hobby, it's an obsession!

Cool Quotes

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 10-06-08

• In my next life I'm going to have more memory installed

• Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

• I started out with nothing still have most of it left

• Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

• My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.

SUDOKU - the daily sudoku

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 03-06-08

• The trouble with life is there's no background music.

• I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.

• I love deadlines. I especially love the swooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

• Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

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