Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 29-07-08

• We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

• I am a nobody, nobody is perfect... Therefore I am perfect.

• Smith & Wesson - The original point and click interface.

• Properly trained.......man can be dogs best friend.

• Join M.A.D. - Mothers Against Dyslexia

Words for the Soul

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 22-07-08

• Never try to teach a pig to sing, You waste your time and only annoys the pig.

• Workaholics Anonymous---- THANK GOD IT'S MONDAY

• Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

• Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

• I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to!

Things to Think

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 15-07-08

• The older I get, the better I was

• If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one.

• Someone found dynamite in the dictionary.

• God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends.

• My other car is also a Mercedes

Play Sudoku online

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 08-07-08

• Shut up, Get out and Start Pushing!

• Well behaved women rarely make history.

• My karma ran over your dogma!

• Support your local Search & Rescue.... GET LOST

• Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off.

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