Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 31-08-08

• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.

• You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

• I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

• One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

Graphic Humor

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 27-08-08

• When lady says no, she mean maybe. When lady say maybe, she mean yes. When lady say yes, she no lady

• Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

• The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

• Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

• Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Cool Quotes

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 23-08-08

• Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

• How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

• Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

• If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister.

Cool Quotes

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 19-08-08

• Recent studies have shown that people have been studying recently

• Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.

• Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not.

• It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

• Life is short, make fun of it.

Free Virus Scann

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 12-08-08

• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

• Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

• My kid beat up your honor student.

• Don't make me get out my flying monkeys!

• It is as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Proverbs

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 05-08-08

• Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

• If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.

• Keep working! Millions on welfare are depending on you!

• I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

• Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality

Brain Teasers