Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 28-09-08

• It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

• A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

• Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!

• When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

• When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Garfield: Comics & Cliparts

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 24-09-08

• Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

• I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.

• Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

• Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking?

Home: Tips & Tricks

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 20-09-08

• I'm out of strogen... and I have a gun

• Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

• I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you.

• Flashlight: A case for holding batteries.

• If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 16-09-08

• Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

• Half the people you know are below average.

• To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

• It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

• Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Graphic Humor

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 12-09-08

• I had amnesia once -- or twice.

• Gravity should not be responsible when people fall in love

• Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

• I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe

• You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

Trivia and Amazing Facts

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 08-09-08

• I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

• The speed of time is one-second per second.

• I'm out of strogen... and I have a gun

• Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.

• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

Cool Quotes

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 04-09-08

• I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.

• I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

• Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

• When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

• Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

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