Bumper Stickers 26-10-08

• Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

• If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying Forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

• Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

• Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.

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Bumper Stickers 19-10-08

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• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

• Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

• Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

• When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

• I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

• I see your IQ test results were negative.

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Bumper Stickers 12-10-08

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• Always remember.... when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!!

• It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

• Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate

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Bumper Stickers 05-10-08

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• The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first

• Honk If You Want To See My Finger

• Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth

• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

• A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work

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