Cool Remarks 30-11-08

• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.

• Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

• If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.

• Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

• Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

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Cool Remarks 23-11-08

• Kids in the dark might cause an accident, but an accident in the dark is sure to cause kids.

• I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

• My reality check bounced.

• I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

• When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

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Cool Remarks 16-11-08

• Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.

• A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

• As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.

• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

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Bumper Stickers 09-11-08

• To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

• If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

• Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.

• When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

• When I'am good, I`m very, very, very good!! But when I'm bad, I am even better...

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Bumper Stickers 02-11-08

• Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.

• A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions

• Some people are only alive because murder is illegal.

• If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

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