Cool Remarks 25-01-09

• Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

• If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving.

• The speed of time is one-second per second.

• If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

• I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.

Proverbs

Cool Remarks 18-01-09

• Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

• "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."

• Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. (unless you're in Australia -then start worrying)

• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

• It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, do it then.

Anonymouspedia.org - web privacy

Cool Remarks 11-01-09

• One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

• Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

• If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

• During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was to go out with out putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

• You can't have everything, where would you put it?

Health

Cool Remarks 04-01-09

• Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

• Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

• Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

• Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

• The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

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