Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 08-02-09

• A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

• When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

• Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin’ and "Keep away from children."

• Don't forget that people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions.

You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg.

• Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.

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Cool Remarks 01-02-09

• On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

• The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

• If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

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