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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 20-01-10

2010-01-20T11:01:00.001-03:00

Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 13-12-09

2009-12-13T04:24:00.001-03:00

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 16-10-09

2009-10-16T10:04:00.002-03:00

Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon and too late.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 05-09-09

2009-09-05T21:28:00.000-04:00

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

Marriage is the only war in which one sleeps with the enemy.

My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking out colors.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 18-07-09

2009-07-18T17:33:00.001-04:00

Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school/work.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 26-05-09

2009-05-26T19:22:00.001-04:00

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film

How can I get discounts in Herbalife products?

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 06-04-09

2009-04-06T13:03:00.001-04:00

Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally.

If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

I admit that my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Drive carefully It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 08-02-09

2009-02-08T11:16:00.000-03:00

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin’ and "Keep away from children."

Don't forget that people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions.

You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg.

Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.

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Cool Remarks 01-02-09

2009-02-01T12:10:00.000-03:00

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

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Cool Remarks 25-01-09

2009-01-25T12:08:00.000-03:00

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving.

The speed of time is one-second per second.

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.

Proverbs

Cool Remarks 18-01-09

2009-01-18T12:06:00.000-03:00

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. (unless you're in Australia -then start worrying)

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, do it then.

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Cool Remarks 11-01-09

2009-01-11T12:05:00.000-03:00

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was to go out with out putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

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Cool Remarks 04-01-09

2009-01-04T12:03:00.000-03:00

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

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Cool Remarks 28-12-08

2008-12-28T12:00:00.000-03:00

Seriousness is when stupidity gratuates college...

I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt.

People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

Proverbs

Cool Remarks 21-12-08

2008-12-21T11:58:00.000-03:00

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The only place I want to go is south of the border

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down

If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple car payments.

It is more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

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Cool Remarks 14-12-08

2008-12-14T11:56:00.000-03:00

You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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Cool Remarks 07-12-08

2008-12-07T11:54:00.000-03:00

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day... Tomorrow is not looking good either

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

We are born naked, wet, and hungry.... Then things get worse.

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Cool Remarks 30-11-08

2008-11-30T11:53:00.000-03:00

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

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Cool Remarks 23-11-08

2008-11-23T11:51:00.000-03:00

Kids in the dark might cause an accident, but an accident in the dark is sure to cause kids.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

My reality check bounced.

I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

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Cool Remarks 16-11-08

2008-11-16T11:49:00.000-03:00

Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

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Bumper Stickers 09-11-08

2008-11-09T18:41:00.000-03:00

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

When I'am good, I`m very, very, very good!! But when I'm bad, I am even better...

Klipfiti

Bumper Stickers 02-11-08

2008-11-02T18:35:00.000-03:00

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.

A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions

Some people are only alive because murder is illegal.

If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

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Bumper Stickers 26-10-08

2008-10-26T18:32:00.000-03:00

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying Forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.

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Bumper Stickers 19-10-08

2008-10-19T18:22:00.000-03:00

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

I see your IQ test results were negative.

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