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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 20-01-10

• Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.

• Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down

• If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

• A closed mouth gathers no foot.

• If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 13-12-09

• As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

• So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

• Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 16-10-09

• Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon and too late.

• Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

• It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

• When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 05-09-09

• The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

• A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

• Marriage is the only war in which one sleeps with the enemy.

• My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

• It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking out colors.

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 18-07-09

• Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

• The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school/work.

• I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Trivia and Amazing Facts

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 26-05-09

• If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.

• Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

• After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before

• Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film

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Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 06-04-09

• Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally.

• If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

• The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

• I admit that my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

• Drive carefully It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

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